uchiigatana:

im already hard

uchiigatana:

im already hard

youngblackandvegan:

zombiekunoichi:

elizabitchtaylor:

They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker



!!!!! So here for this!

youngblackandvegan:

zombiekunoichi:

elizabitchtaylor:

They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker

!!!!! So here for this!

hellochameleon:

My boyfriend of over 2 years sent me a game over skype. He said he wants to try and make Pokemon games since I play them so much. I opened it up and was super excited.

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It seemed really well done and was super ready to start on my adventure!

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He left a lot of cute notes and tips around town.

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He remembered my favorite Kanto starter.<3

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I was surprised it ran pretty well. I went on my journey and leveled up my Pokemon!

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He showed me support and encouragement through a ton of NPC dialogue.

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Then as im ending the game I come across this.

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;u;

bjirk:

Godzilla (2014)

bjirk:

Godzilla (2014)

degenderate:

i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went

"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"

80slove:

Heathers, 1988

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

my-d1vineright:

nachalibre:

uncle phil does not play

Word to Uncle Phil

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

hatewizard:

“THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS” idk man I was a crazy, stupid, reckless, and unstable teenager but not once did I ever get the urge to kidnap, drug, and rape someone

AFUCKINGMEN

me talking about zayn malik

me talking about zayn malik

chicken-buddha:

you ignorant fool

chicken-buddha:

you ignorant fool

bbrnhm:

there are probably people who havent seen this vine and i genuinely feel bad for them